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#lastminutegifts2016 A box full of old VHS movies.
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Oven Mitts from the J. Dahmer collection. #LastMinuteGifts2016
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#SometimesTwitterMakesMe #tentoesdownchallenge Very late but this beat is hard to deny, one quick verse haha https://t.co/GRqXiDOWWS
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Tin of Danish Cookies #LastMinuteGifts2016
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A spice rack so they can have more thyme. #LastMinuteGifts2016
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#SometimesTwitterMakesMe Willing to give up the norms of spelling, grammar and syntax for the sake of brevity
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#SometimesTwitterMakesMe want to fucking kill myself
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Spent roaches from your car ashtray. #LastMinuteGifts2016
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#SometimesTwitterMakesMe lose my chills
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#SometimesTwitterMakesMe feel on top of the world when there is hell lot of likes and RT of my tweets...
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#SometimesTwitterMakesMe want to meet up with you, because you're awesome!
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You're a photographer, checking me out is the only 5 minutes of your life you haven't wasted https://t.co/V4GHkzKjAY
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#RatherHaveTheBoxThan let your kids misbehave on Christmas... This'll learn 'em.... https://t.co/8Z36Fxx8qs
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President Lisa Lemon @mseric ☺️☺️ #3HardWordsToSwallow @TheHashPod @SethGoodtime @Diealated @nick_grave @ImJordanCharles
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#RatherHaveTheBoxThan front row tickets for Ted Nugent playing at the Inaugural Ball.... https://t.co/x9Xsp7TxJG
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#Fake2016Facts 2026! The year Nick Sabin voluntarily took a million dollar pay cut to help fund new education programs at Alabama.
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#ChristmasAftermath convincing dumb kids that putting X-mas decorations back in the attic is like playing in the Star Trek Jefferies tube
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#ChristmasAftermath.. Having my i-phone surgically removed from from my a-hole.. I'm buggered as to how it got THERE??.. #FindYourPhone
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When you ask your mom for money and she says "bring my purse" #ChristmasAftermath https://t.co/POZgwwfBnd
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Weight gain, heartburn, permanent fatigue, kitchen a mess. I love it ��� #ChristmasAftermath
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