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#ChristmasAftermath Wife mad cause I ‘accidentally’ shipped the kids to grandma. Thanks UPS!
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#ChristmasAftermath Peace and goodwill on Earth shot in the ass again. Maybe next year.
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Re-gift, return, receipt, and regurgitate. Don't hesitate, don't postulate Get back in those stores Its #ChristmasAftermath Monday!
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I can hide the novelty jumper away now the relatives have gone. #ChristmasAftermath
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#ChristmasAftermath Ham & eggs for breakfast Ham sandwich for lunch McDonalds for dinner because u can't even look at a slice of ham.
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Put on pants for the first time in 3 days. Telling myself they always fit this tight. #ChristmasAftermath
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#ChristmasAftermath trying to squeeze my turkey belly back into my jeans
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If my #ChristmasAftermath is correct, it will be November before my bank account is Back In Black �
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#ChristmasAftermath -- Shocked to wake up covered in blood. Turned out to be remains of chocolate covered cherries.
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The ashes of the man who discovered Pluto are on their way to the planet as you read this.
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#BadNewYearsToasts Climbing onto the table and declaring you are about to make your balls drop!
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#WhatYouReallyWantToReturn The last 6 months! What a waste! And a joke!! I'll take 2017 now please.. with a side of TRUTH!
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I feel all shitty & sorry for myself until I watch @NewsHour & see what's happening to children in Syria & Yemen. Lupus is nothing.
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Taggers! @AFrikkinHashtag asks, "How do I hire thee?" WED 28DEC at 6A EST w/@BrettFishA @JohnFPLane and us, The Unnamed, on @HashtagRoundup! https://t.co/yYVYUKCuIv
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#TheResistance #WallOfUs A site that sends you 4 acts of concrete #Resistance to do each week - Wall of Us: https://t.co/kuHYDi8cxY
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#ItsNotAWasteIf you kept the receipt. Please tell me you kept the receipt!
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#ItsNotAWasteIf you give your leftover food to someone in need. Nobody should be starving.
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#ItsNotAWasteIf can you get 85 favorites 62 RTs for something stupid.
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#ItsNotAWasteIf you get some complimentary peanuts out of the flight
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