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#IfTwitterWasntAThing I would have realized that I was actually awake 20 minutes ago and could have watched @midnight #KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
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Everyone else gets this story wrong. I'm showing you facts. Stop ignoring them. @TexasRebel1836 @patechinois1
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LIVE on #Periscope: @Frodeziac @Mr_McStevie at dab life convention #420 glow Bing https://t.co/YCXmhIAH5G
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You have one job. And that is to live an extraordinary life. - Umair Hague #wisdom
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I think my neighbors are trying to give me a hint cause when I search WiFi in the area, six come up as "Water Your Damn Lawn, William"
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1. Chillin' out 2. Maxin' 3. Relaxin, 4. All Cool (Settings on my Fresh Prince of Bel Air Conditioner)
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How do you know if the person you are seeing is serious about the relationship? Consistent effort. Period.
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#IfTwitterWasntAThing I'd probably still be taking up a room at the asylum.
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#IfTwitterWasntAThing People might become restless and do something crazy....like.....read a book!!!
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That point in life when you talk to strippers about their kids and student loans. #adulting
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'@GuapoFlames @TAGspotting AHHHH!!! Bummer I missed you tonight!! I should be on board for next week. ���'
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'@Tony_Secrest @MustBeTheMeds he didn't block me, he must still want to drug and rape me'
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i probably won't love you more than my dog
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Abolish all deductions, no neg gearing, turnover tax on companies - no need for a #GST ! #auspol https://t.co/4EIglXXhBs
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'@indistarr That's why drugs, alcohol & psychotherapy are so popular.'
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Just disappointed consistently on the matter
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Seahawks should've ran the ball.
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2 min in & this show just went off the deep end. R we watching deleted scenes of 50 Shades Of Grey? Pee on cigarette burns, much? #Billions
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RIP Lottery winner who OD'd on coke.
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#DontForgetToPack an extra roll of morals. You tend to lose all yours when we travel
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#DontForgetToPack Monopoly money in between two $1's so you can piss off the strippers.
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