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One sigh fits all.
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In December destroy a living tree, decorate corpse, finally put it at the curb in February. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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Merry atheist Christmas everyone
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National Organization for Marriage - NOM Endorses @tedcruz #tcot #ccot #PJNET #CruzCrew https://t.co/BiRs4aId5v https://t.co/garA164bYb
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If yall having sex & she's not moaning.. well.. #ItMeansYoureDoingItWrong
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#EverythingWentWrongWhen I had a dream about the zombie apocalypse.
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#EverythingWentWrongWhen I saw my newborn brother
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#EverythingWentWrongWhen I bought your version of "Little Drummer Boy!?
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#EverythingWentWrongWhen I had my cash
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#EverythingWentWrongWhen I had a crazy party in my house on Friday lol
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#GoodReasonsToStartDating cos it's much safer now that I'm not doin it
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I'd rather be by myself than conforming with the crowd
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Star Wars has me fstw
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#GoodReasonsToStartDating It is no longer reasonable or fair to deprive the lay-dees of my awesomeness.
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Even when I have my phone's brightness all the way down it's still way too bright at night
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Federal government should give away land, not health care! #BundyDemands
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I need to head back to Oregon to hit the Umpqua hot springs �� http://t.co/JnETRNitvb
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I’ll give up my block function when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
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I don't know why a country that calls itself the worlds policeman can't do anything about #VanillaISIS #YallQaeda #OregonUnderAttack
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Another victim in a victimless crime
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#GoodReasonsToStartDating The dead hooker you've been banging for weeks is starting to rot & stink. #IWentThere #deadhooker #creepytweet
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GOTV is a big deal and the Democrats are better at it than the GOP. Every bit helps. But swing voters = gold. https://t.co/c7vbn4DWfv
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'@KeshaTedder Making Kesha laugh is 2nd only to making Kesha lust! Good night twitter I'm going out on a high note! �'
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The #gop candidates reaction 2 #OregonUnderAttack. #YallQaeda #VanillaISIS #Hickzbollah #RepublicansRCowards https://t.co/idg1JJM6yp
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when your social anxiety is so bad that the best part of your day is finally going home to lay in bed and do nothing �
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'@_little_old_me @squizzy36 It's fine,just bugs me the cash in over he name as if it's like Back to the Future! You could have sent me money!'
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#MyNewYearStartedWith a hell of an injury.
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