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I just got stuck in a traffic jam when it was 11 pm #MyNewYearStartedWith
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'@NoompsyDahling Amen, Melissa! I use it daily along with several others. I keep Elevation, Balance, DigestZen, In Tune, & Serenity handy!'
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I'm OCD ADHD AC/DC Run DMC...oh look, whiskey
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Don't get me started on judgmental chocolate bars... https://t.co/uuzcSa6oh9
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#MyNewYearStartedWith a great news. I I'll become a godparent
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I called to my friends all over the country #MyNewYearStartedWith
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this was the best New Year in my life! #MyNewYearStartedWith Mario lol
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Logs into twitter, rows about religion, and Muslims,The American Election, and lots of offers to view camel toes...goes back to work �
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#IStayedOnTwitterTooLong and now I'm bleeding from my eyes... @adriennefunny
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I went for a job as a human cannonball The boss said I'd go far
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#IStayedOnTwitterTooLong & the cleaning crew kicked me out of the bathroom
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#BadSickDayExcuse ...bridesmaid at @emily_the_gray's wedding to a Nigeria Prince she rescued
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[JOB INTERVIEW] {Don't let them know you're a tectonic plate} "What would you say is your biggest fault?" San Andreas?
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Agree to let them share the ATF's Netflix account if they leave #SolutionsToResolveSeditiousOregonOccupation
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#IfIWasntHashtagging.... Who are we kidding? I'm ALWAYS hashtagging.
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Treat them like any other group of Terrorists. #SolutionsToResolveSeditiousOregonOccupation
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'@OctopusCaveman @jlseaback @Tony_Secrest one greatest purple nurple of all fucking time coming up*'
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Imagine shopping with me... Wrong. More bad puns and pointing out things you could fit a body in :D
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'@jlseaback @Tony_Secrest I love that we're having this conversation and Tony has gone to bed. He's going to wake up this'
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