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I'm an independent woman. (crying herself to sleep at night) #ThingsSheSaysToAllTheBoys @ANGRYref @mseric
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This hashtag #IAmNotThePresidentBecause, reminded me of the time my little sister's class voted for her as president and she said no. �
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Hey -- it's Brandon Carr (@BCarr39) at Dallas City Hall! Being recognized for work in the community. https://t.co/uPf5O5w14t
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm having too much gosh darn fun being a regular person with a small wage and nothing to live for
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm happy to be distressed about political shit!
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I can't come up with my slogan….(Make America drunk again???)
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#FakeTaxFacts If you went to a professional sports game and your favorite team lost, you can deduct the price of your ticket
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#FakeTaxFacts every drink you've bought last year at the bar can be a deduction.
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#FakeTaxFacts After April 15th, H&R Block agents work on ice cream trucks, then as leaf blowers, then as mall Santas until the next year.
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#FakeTaxFacts your refund depends on your age. If you're 100, you get 100 times your original refund.
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Bill Clinton calls Hillary's vagina his "little loop hole" #FakeTaxFacts
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After your wife, IRS is the only one who can touch your bank account without your knowledge. #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts The first single of LL Cool J was called "No Taxation Without Representin'"
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The tax preparation fees @HandRBlock are totally reasonable. #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts When a CPA talks about you giving them info necessary to make it better "below the line", they're talking about their belts.
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Candy bars and household plants are deductible as dependants #FakeTaxFacts
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