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You can use the 1040 to decut the cost of pouring one out for up to 10 homies #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts @BillCosby uses his drugs as a recreational write off.
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Don't forget to list all your co-dependent relationships when listing dependents. Dating needy guys can earn you a nice refund #FakeTaxFacts
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US Top Trending Hashtags 1:32P EDT #2 #ItsTimeToThrowOut with @HashtagSirens #3 #FakeTaxFacts with @HashFakeFacts
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Because everyone read George Bush Sr's lips there were no new taxes #FakeTaxFacts
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Relationship status: I'm eating cheese for dinner...again
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OCD at its finest, me folding my panties on a Sunday night. Get at me.
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You really has a St. Ronnie profile & you want to question Hillary? RR literally the WORST President!!! https://t.co/ShDssbOzQ7
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Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, you'd prolly fall off. https://t.co/hi5IRTevVN
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These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order.
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#IWouldPodcastA nd maybe it won't mean anything but it's at least something to do.
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#MCM to friends @kelownagoose @68Cly29 @MrEd_EVH @BoxJanes @Jedi_Daddy @JacknArisdad @spark_asis @foxnerdrn @yonewt @shawn_spree
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The brunette will burn your house down while the blonde hands her a glass of wine, and the redhead lights her cigarette from the flame.
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#IWouldPodcastA tutorial on how not to do anal bleaching with toilet duck�
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#HillaryPickUpLines I will make every my dream come true. Yeah, I did say ‘my’
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You can sleep with my husband if you want #HillaryPickUpLines
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Let's go to your place. If we talk any more in public I'll have to charge you $255k in speaking fees. #HillaryPickUpLines
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The last Clinton gave me bad taste in my mouth- Monica #HillaryPickUpLines
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Is that a Mirror in your pants? Because You know it's 8 years bad president if you don't vote for me. #HillaryPickUpLines
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Is your favourite movie 'For A Few Dollars More'? Cause if it is, then I'm the woman with no name!! #HillaryPickUpLines
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#HillaryPickUpLines There's something about an elderly lady dressed like Mao that really turns me on.
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If you think tying a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue is impressive, wait until you see my SuperPAC. #HillaryPickUpLines
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Wanna come up to my place and see my cattle futures? #HillaryPickUpLines
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