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The only thing more British than the amount of people taking about the weather is the way my monocle melted in the sun #hottestdayoftheyear
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Of course I won't put you in a home. #LiesIveToldMyParents
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Coughs & colds #ThingsIGetAlot
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I host a podcast with another middle aged man but don't really understand how it all works #HowIShowMyAge http://t.co/ECtbJuMquV
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Milk, sugar and toilet paper. I'm always running out of those #ThingsIGetAlot
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I know how they feel. I was so hot yesterday I thought my bits were going to fall off. https://t.co/gSZZNnJpVz
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#NothingMoreAmericanThan seeing an advert for a new drug where the side effects take longer to run through than the show your watching lasts
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Boost that #fridayfeeling by listening to the latest pamela landy project podcast http://t.co/ECtbJuMquV
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'@Herring1967 I used to go to a bar owned by George Michael and Andrew Ridgely in the late 80s.'
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New QuadCast Show: Do you have your JUDO card? Swanny's @aneurysmnv Barber has a card. http://t.co/armxQ3uiQ8 #podcast
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'@Herring1967 it works on my amstrad phone'
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People who complain about such first world problems. Get some perspective people. #ThingsIRevoltAgainst
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'@Lord_Sugar @Herring1967 I wish he would. It's all been a bit down hill after his millennium album.'
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'@sttepodcast I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms'
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Thank christ mums gone to Iceland BBC News - Iceland makes blasphemy legal http://t.co/0hJIV8qvoQ
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It seems like only yesterday we recorded the 1st episode of the pamela landy project podcast #FlashbackFriday http://t.co/ECtbJuMquV
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'@Independent ah poor old Clarkson. I guess that explains why he is a racist bully now then. Not.'
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'@FrankOnTheRadio I think you've nailed it.'
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Happy 4th of July Travelling today? Listen to the latest episode of the pamela landy project #IndependenceDay http://t.co/ECtbJuMquV
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'@AJemaineClement it's passed down from generation to generation as a family hair loom'
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'@RedHourBen my Samsung tv says the same thing when I turn it on. I just always thought you had some sort of sponsorship deal with them.'
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The Bourne wonder years #MyPrequelWouldBe
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'@Independent the fact they are made by Apple?'
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'@HaleyVlietstra @QuadFatherMft anything with Ron Jeremy in would be fine as he leaves his boots on so you can always talk about those'
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#IndependenceDay is my second favourite movie that's name after a US public holiday 1st is Groundhog day http://t.co/ECtbJuMquV
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Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the destroy my childhood memories by writing a shit sequal #MisheardFilmTitles
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If you work in the photo classification division of google #YouMightBeARacist http://t.co/0WbwynW6qB
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