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#ThisWeeksGonnaRockBecause I'm taking my skin to the dry cleaners to be washed & ironed. http://t.co/7krXGjuDvy
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#ThisWeeksGonnaRockBecause we're recording a new episode of the Pamela Landy Project Podcast. Any suggestions on stories to cover??
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'@midnight not buying the latest mumford and sons album #HipsterCrimes'
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'@robdelaney for a larger gentleman he has impressive abs. Not to mention a killer ponytail'
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This cookie was not gluten, dairy or soy free so just deal with it. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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Before I made this fortune cookie I went to the bathroom for crap and didn't wash my hands. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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By the time you finish reading this little bit of paper you will be closer to death. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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Hope you like this restaurant because while you are eating you dinner we're robbing your house. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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Please help me. I have been kidnapped and am being forced to work in this fortune cookie factory. #BadFortuneCookiesToGet
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'@realshanerichie @JessieWallaceUK looking forward to seeing Albert squares royal couple @MCMComicCon #mcmLDN15'
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'@realshanerichie last time I saw you in person was in Grease as Danny about 15 years ago. I think Samantha Janus (womack) was Sandy.'
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The most beautiful abandoned theme park in South Korea. The ferris wheel was still spinning http://t.co/iTmbdsWC0z
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The most beautiful abandoned theme park in South Korea. The ferris wheel was still spinning http://t.co/HENj71b3Vs
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Episode 8 of the Pamela Landy Project #podcast is waiting for you. If you miss it you wont know how much trouble a polar bear can cause
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#ISwipedLeftBecause my mother taught me when I was kid that not swiping the correct way can cause infections on your privates.
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#ISwipedLeftBecause I lent my monkey my phone to order some bananas and he just went wild http://t.co/W3AbMhthoo
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'@Podcaster101 thanks. I will record tonight and send across. Mp3 format okay?'
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'@alispagnola I love the danger of flushing whilst still sitting. Will it splash me or not. Toilet roulette.'
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'@davidschneider later today the tories will announce the appointment of the new secretary of snooping. http://t.co/QKsvoVYMKd'
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'@DaveGorman that's Michelle Obama's account of people associated with the name Dave. Barracks only on there as he gets jealous otherwise.'
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'@DaveGorman next will be Stephen Fry and David Mitchell.'
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You can cone your own way #TrafficASong
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The kids aren't alright....In the back of the car we've been sat here for hours and not moved at all. #TrafficASong
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I'm starting with the van in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his lanes #TrafficASong http://t.co/OK4v6PYuq9
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