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#PubNamesForModernLife The Gluten Free House
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#PubNamesForModernLife Henry 8ths Wifi
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#PubNamesForModernLife The Tesco Tavern.
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#PubNamesForModernLife The Harris & Saville Inn (not child friendly)
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#PubNamesForModernLife The Steamy Dogg Inn - where we watch you eat through the window
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'@FrankOnTheRadio I had a counterfeit CK belt that said on it "wash inside out"'
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I can't tell if my feet are cold or the rest of my body is warm.
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'@mrnickharvey well its better than Mick Jagger rolling around in the garden'
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'@absrdNEWS snoop dogg has cancelled his tour of Australia following Johnny Depps recent issues. http://t.co/OJRQCEoSgk'
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#jobsiwouldntwant being part of the north Korean government when I get diagnosed narcolepsy
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Shopping for sunglasses makes everything else seem a bit shady.
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It's great that there are charities setup to look after retired greyhounds but there's little done for their jockeys. Please spare a thought
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#TodaysTheDayThat I'll travel back to from the future & be the first person to tweet this hashtag.
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#ImTweetingButIShould be paying attention to my loved ones & our beautiful world. You never know when your time is up I'll Start tomorrow
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#ImBetterThanYouAt this point in time but ask me tomorrow and I may consider you my equal.
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#ImBetterThanYouAt hiding my disappointment everytime I catch a glimpse of my naked body in a mirror. http://t.co/7uqho6fFi8
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Cafe Nero opens first drive through in the UK http://t.co/4M9LxdS4w7
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Nothing odd about this at all Brandon Flowers admits to carrying a bag of his hair shavings around : http://t.co/lzjjrRFNUB
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I feel violated. Disney have been recycling their animation for years. https://t.co/YtKm6VJPdR
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Interested in buying the star ship enterprise? One previous owner who is now in prison http://t.co/YxtZhZFont #StarTrek
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Saturday night tv is awful now. Bring backs the days of blind date & Noel's houseparty. http://t.co/GvfFW91udT
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'@After12amHTGame #DrivesMeCrazyWhenYou take your socks off and are left with a line around your ankle. http://t.co/rPIoxi1360'
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Is it just me or does last year's eurovision winner remind you of anyone. http://t.co/jup6DGCtbn
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I desperate to get a camper van. My one is just too straight.
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#LavatorialBeatles hey poo'd, Brown submarine.
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