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#LavatorialBeatles back in the U.R.I.N.A.L
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Yesterday all my piles seemed so far away. #LavatorialBeatles
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#WarningLabelsForPeople Use extreme caution when opening. May contain contents from previous user. http://t.co/oBLMro8LA0
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Lovely afternoon watching @TheQuill at @DubsAtThePark .Misleading pic he wasnt doing impressions on the Ham Stage http://t.co/xjjid8PZ9c
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#WarningLabelsForPeople warning: may have you executed if he disagrees with anything you say or do or feels like it http://t.co/7Mp6RqoBta
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#Fake70sFacts people in their 70s can tell you tales of when Jesus was alive and how full of himself he was. http://t.co/YPG0htnYOf
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The Internet was invented in the early 70s but as there was no porn on it nobody was interested #Fake70sFacts
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I think you should wear something else #TheySaidButIHeard those speedos make you look so sexy and ripped http://t.co/utMmRCgz8o
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The Brazilian was the most favoured pubic hairstyle #Fake70sFacts http://t.co/Fh6ZNkQzEl @HashFakeFacts
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The Brazilian was the most favoured pubic hairstyle #Fake70sFacts @HashFakeFacts http://t.co/EgXLIAJFgg
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Bunch of muppets in the car behind me. http://t.co/BqqEPyPMBz
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It looked so good in the shop but now I'm worried my new duvet cover gives of a bit of a "l love myself" vibe!!!! http://t.co/kFqIswKmSr
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I hope the last Mad Men episode is Don having a stroke & yelling "Socks™! They're like a little pussy for your feets!"
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Game of bones #MakeATVShowPorno
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Microsoft cheese #MakeTechEdible
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Is it such a big problem they need a warning sticker? http://t.co/u4xS767cIH
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Don't get caught between the moon and the city @midnight #HowToSurviveNYC
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'@absoluteradio @OC #OC 1991 Buck Fizz reunion. There was only 3 of them but they still ripped Cheryls skirt off. Goosebumps'
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Making a mixed leaf salad - it's not rocket science.
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George Cloo grazed Knee #InjuredCelebs
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Simon Pegg Leg #InjuredCelebs
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You suffer endless health problems as your waist is physically to small for your organs #DisneyPrincessProblems http://t.co/Wn2QOQW8Ut
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Saved By The Bell aired its finale exactly 20 years ago today http://t.co/LDjXT1p5mv
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#guaranteedfridayphrases Are you doing anything nice over the weekend
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"23 positions in a 1 night stand. I'll only call you after if you say I can" Prince was such a romantic.
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