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502 tweets using #TimeTravelerProblems (page 10 of 17)
Accidentally landed time machine on Christopher Columbus. New world now discovered and named by New China. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Tried stopping the plague with penicillin, then they tried to burn me as a witch #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Just saw #TimeTravelerProblems is #Trending on #Twitter...did @Wayne_Chain fork? #SayItAintSo #BlockchainAllTheThings #TimeTravel
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Turns out modern medicine hadn't made me immune to the Black Death...*cough*....#TimeTravelerProblems https://t.co/pZ10aIiqZp
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Your damn scarfs always getting got in the dimensional vortex. #TimeTravelerProblems
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Cleaning my room didn't make my dad not leave us. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems Accidentally giving some a-hole a sports almanac from the future, and he uses it to become rich and ruin your town.
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You want the truth to shine but Stephen King just wants to perpetuate the establishment stories. #JFK #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems Everybody is confused about me being a fat slave.
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Trying to save the Star Wars prequels only to find out YOU wrote the prequels #TimeTravelerProblems
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LOL,but a little boy see,man @aplusk. Sit up, no arms! #scared #laughing #neveragain @midnight #TimeTravelerProblems https://t.co/PMawrVbgqx
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#TimeTravelerProblems assassinating Marlon Brando, so Ronald Reagan can get his parts and never enter politics #Bedtimefortrickledown
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'@midnight Convinced Ted Trump to help his son and give him $1million to get into the family business #TimeTravelerProblems'
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Keep getting tickets for going 88 in a 45mph zone. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Stepping in gum and hilter ends up curing cancer #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems 2017 Marty McFly refuses to play at Trump sore loser party #ImWithHer #DailyShow https://t.co/MjGeTwQd5S
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Saving Abraham Lincoln somehow stops ice cream from being invented. #TimeTravelerProblems
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When all you're trying to do is reach 88mph but there's roadworks AGAIN #TimeTravelerProblems
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Finding out your kids are no better in the future #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems when I I was a bug on the sidewalk and I looked up! And I saw me ready to squash me! I never cud catch a break.!
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Grey hair gives it all away. #TimeTravelerProblems
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No matter what you try, Vandal Savage will still kill your family. #TimeTravelerProblems
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#timetravelerproblems Having to close the loop on myself.
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.@AmericanAir doesn't seem to understand the concept of publishing departure times. #TimeTravelerProblems
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When Biff Steals Your Sports Almanac #TimeTravelerProblems
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Can't find my damn keys #TimeTravelerProblems
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