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502 tweets using #TimeTravelerProblems (page 11 of 17)
No matter how many times I try, I can't convince George Lucas to not create Jar Jar Binks #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Going too far back and end being a sperm in your father's ball sack. #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems @midnight Fresh Undies
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Forgetting to take off your Digital watch and replace it with scurvy. #TimeTravelerProblems
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Accidentally invent hipsters #TimeTravelerProblems
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Television is making me think it's Thursday #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems Travelling to the future only to find Polish Boy bands and Somali Rap Music are popular
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Having to deal with your ex wife again #TimeTravelerProblems
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Trying to redeem all those frequent time traveler miles. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems tryin' to fix some mistakes and totally missin' your entiere life
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Tried to mix in a water but Jesus turned it into wine #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems I will never be able to rescue #donniedarko before the engine crushes him. https://t.co/xbH2WgEYs8
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Wait, you haven't invented deodorant yet? #TimeTravelerProblems
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Savannah Chrisley after Teen USA preliminary, chat with fans on Periscope July 29, 2016 https://t.co/1He3q4LoGx #TimeTravelerProblems
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Everyone keeps staring at me because I don't have clothes to match the period. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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You realize those @adidas, and @adidasoriginals. Are in style for the #3rdtime! #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight https://t.co/mku6InvXsM
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Revisiting The Great Depression is, well, kinda depressing... #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Black Jackson don't boogie so much.. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Displacement. #TimeTravelerProblems Ok... I'll wait for all the scientists to applaud.
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There's no wifi in the past #TimeTravelerProblems
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Go back in time to give lil' you a peptalk, accidentally create alternate timeline where you're a goatf**er. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Where Albert E. at tho #TimeTravelerProblems
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Your time machine crushing prince Ferdinand, blaming it on the Turks and starting World War I #TimeTravelerProblems
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Go back in time to console child you, only succeed in getting them committed. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Finding out that the code of chivalry involves a lot more violence than modern White Knights can handle. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Tells Mr. Gorbachev to " Tear down this wall" .... *wall is still standing today* #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems risking getting stuck in this time period with HRC/Drumpf as president.
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