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502 tweets using #TimeTravelerProblems (page 14 of 17)
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'@midnight #TimeTravelerProblems went back to give myself the winning lottery numbers, piece of paper I wrote on fell out in the wormhole...'
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Magazine articles containing the phrase: paradoxes and paradon'ts #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems When u fail triying to kill Chávez
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As a white guy, saying: Dont look up to that successful Family Lovin Tv Dad! Dr Cliff Huxtable is a rapist! @midnight #TimeTravelerProblems
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Stepping on an ant in Japan, accidentally bringing Dragon Ball Evolution into existence. #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems George Lucas just won't listen to your ideas for the Prequels.
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#TimeTravelerProblems not being able to tell anybody about your adventures cause, who'd believe you:))!!
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#TimeTravelerProblems Hillary still running for president...(2008)
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F**king up the time line... YEAH I'M LOOKING AT YOU BARRY! @CW_TheFlash @grantgust #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems @midnight My diamond-encrusted golden palace didn't do anything for my THAC0
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Is it wrong to hit on your TC's grandmother back when she was a babe? #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems Coca-Cola. .... mc donalds.... google...... Wal-Mart..... what do I start working on first???
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Keep missing the stroke of @midnight #TimeTravelerProblems
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What, do we turn into assholes or something? #TimeTravelerProblems m
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#TimeTravelerProblems I'll Be The Type To Save Every Hit Records And Drop It Before The Artist Was Born
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getting to 2015 from 1985 and not escaping on hoverboards, but on razor scooters and ur only trick is 2 spin it a bit #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems Forgot to set watch, with cat in a box,
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Make a sign "This is not India" when you see Columbus's boats approaching. #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems Actually getting time travel to work
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President Lincoln not believing you about the shows bad reviews #TimeTravelerProblems
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Already knowing who won the Big Brother power of veto before knowing who is head of household @midnight #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems @midnight Origin of "Missionary Position" not about sex at all.
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#TimeTravelerProblems You are in the middle ages, your bladder is full, and you don't have enough power to go find a proper toilet.
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Yes you heard me correctly. I would like to bet my entire fortune on Buster Douglas. #TimeTravelerProblems
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Just got into a bar fight with my own grandfather #TimeTravelerProblems
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This is one of only two trains available and neither will take me to a better time. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight https://t.co/S9xpM6ZWwD
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Never being able to find a period where Hillary Clinton wasn't corrupt #TimeTravelerProblems
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