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502 tweets using #TimeTravelerProblems (page 15 of 17)
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What, do we turn into assholes or something? #TimeTravelerProblems m
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Ok I get how this thing is a phone, but where is the Contacts button? A what book? #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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All the old entertainment feels so cliche #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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The moment I realize that time will always be more valuable than money. #TimeTravelerProblems
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Keep getting pulled over for speeding whilst trying to get to 88mph. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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The Myans asked me where I was from... I told them 2012. I think something was lost in translation. #TimeTravelerProblems
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Can't remember if I did that yesterday, or tomorrow. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Can't pinpoint the exact time our culture became over-sexualized. #TimeTravelerProblems
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The accelerated pace of Islamist mass murders. #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems @midnight Pretty much any time you go to, Ground Level is different.
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Can't Find Sherlock Holmes #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Sorry, Trump's president, and you're a Muslim. You can't enter past 2016. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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No one thinks I'm funny in this decade either. (Cintinuously repeats hypothesis that its a generation thing) #TimeTravelerProblems
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Long distance roaming fees #TimeTravelerProblems
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Trip to visit the Oregon Trail during the 1800s goes badly. You have died of dysentery. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight.
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Realize that even though you have a time machine, you can't seem to escape being in a Twilight Zone episode. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems When your Omega 13 only allows you to go back 13 seconds in the past.
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In the amazingly advanced and breathtaking future GOP leaders will insist time travel makes you gay #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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What do Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, and John Lennon have in common? No idea how to take a decent selfie. @midnight #TimeTravelerProblems
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Revisiting The Great Depression is, well, kinda depressing... #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems Still forgetting to pick up milk
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Trying to stay on task of changes for a better future and not get sidetracked by all the legal drugs #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Changing something in the past and causing a grandfather paradox. #TimeTravelerProblems
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All of the pressure to keep the film franchise going is on you. #TimeTravelerProblems
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Meeting the offspring from sex you had in the 18th century #TimeTravelerProblems
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The Winklevoss Twins beat Mark Zuckerberg to creating his idea.... #TimeTravelerProblems https://t.co/QQeDjEaL6y
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Mediaeval tweet limit of two illuminated characters #TimeTravelerProblems
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Knowing Derek is going die but you want Mer to be a strong single woman... #GreysAnatomy #TimeTravelerProblems
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Why is #TimeTravelerProblems trending? What did I miss?
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