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I like to drunk dial anyone I think might answer. And some that don't. #WhenImSotallyTober https://t.co/6PHVdDCsYP
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#WhenImSotallyTober I totally don't get what this tag is about so I'll go with my answer to all life's questions, nachos and boobies.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I offer to check if your carpet matches your drapes and fall asleep on your lap
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#WhenImSotallyTober Stay up all night then pretend I'm an early riser to the tweeps just waking up.
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#WhenImSotallyTober People wonder why. When I say "I don't drink" they think i'm a recovering alcoholic, before can I explain they're gone.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I host a hashtag game in the middle of a meeting. With beer.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I don't only tweet and drive, I use Facebook at the same time.
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#WhenImSotallyTober wait... this gives me an idea, I should do my 50th podcast completely bombed!!!!
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#WhenImSotallyTober I blame embarrassing voice mails on drunk dialing.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I forget what is so interesting about all the damn cat memes.... I remember giggling at one in a drunk stupor once...
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#WhenImSotallyTober I start games during other games because I can't stop being rude and mean - Face, probably
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#WhenImSotallyTober I love everyone, just like when I'm totally sober. I hate being bass ackwards
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I prefer drinking my liquor on a plane #WhenImSotallyTober because it keeps me in high spirits. https://t.co/LX6qZzwLfB
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I wanna to say something profugh ... profugh ... smart #ButIGotColdFeet. I's remembers #WhenImSotallyTober
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I like to drunk dial anyone I think might answer. And some that don't. #WhenImSotallyTober https://t.co/6PHVdDCsYP
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#WhenImSotallyTober I think I'm whispering but really I'm not, that midget didn't like me after that....
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#WhenImSotallyTober I post the wrong artist's song during my Pink Floyd tribute https://t.co/uZlRcDOyO0
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When I'm sober, I eat carrots to help my eyesight, but #WhenImSotallyTober I drink whiskey to double my vision, and improve my vodkabulary.
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