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#WhenImSotallyTober Take a variety of dick pics then photoshop them into exotic locales like the Eiffel Tower or the Pyramids of Giza.
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#WhenImSotallyTober it's usually Friday and Saturday because I have all day Sober to Sunday up.
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#whenimsotallytober I rearrange my albums in zzzzzzzzzzz Wakes up* OMG! I left all my records all over the floor
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#WhenImSotallyTober I secretly admire the acting skills of Kevin James......
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#WhenImSotallyTober I have the most intense passionate sex. Then wake up 8 hours later in my parents basement all alone with sticky sheets
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#WhenImSotallyTober I wait hours for the speed limit signs to turn green.
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#WhenImSotallyTober People wonder why. When I say "I don't drink" they think i'm a recovering alcoholic, before can I explain they're gone.
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#WhenImSotallyTober i never make the same mistake twice..I make it 5-6 times just to be sure.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I totally don't get what this tag is about so I'll go with my answer to all life's questions, nachos and boobies.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I blame embarrassing voice mails on drunk dialing.
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#WhenImSotallyTober wait... this gives me an idea, I should do my 50th podcast completely bombed!!!!
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#WhenImSotallyTober I do the fandango. Thunderbolts of lighting, very,very frightening Me
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#WhenImSotallyTober I forget what is so interesting about all the damn cat memes.... I remember giggling at one in a drunk stupor once...
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#WhenImSotallyTober Take a variety of dick pics then photoshop them into exotic locales like the Eiffel Tower or the Pyramids of Giza.
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#WhenImSotallyTober, people think I'm high. Sniffing books has that effect on me. Also, I'm always sober. I'm just weird, and proud of it!! https://t.co/j2esDbDh8n
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I wanna to say something profugh ... profugh ... smart #ButIGotColdFeet. I's remembers #WhenImSotallyTober
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