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#WhenImSotallyTober I think I'm whispering but really I'm not, that midget didn't like me after that....
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#WhenImSotallyTober I post the wrong artist's song during my Pink Floyd tribute https://t.co/uZlRcDOyO0
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#WhenImSotallyTober People wonder why. When I say "I don't drink" they think i'm a recovering alcoholic, before can I explain they're gone.
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#WhenImSotallyTober i never make the same mistake twice..I make it 5-6 times just to be sure.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I totally don't get what this tag is about so I'll go with my answer to all life's questions, nachos and boobies.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I spark up a bowl because weed only causes memory loss, or even worse, memory loss.
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At least once every 24 months #WhenImSotallyTober, I renew my NY State drivers license @spikeferesten https://t.co/F3DmJmK9y7
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#WhenImSotallyTober I forget what is so interesting about all the damn cat memes.... I remember giggling at one in a drunk stupor once...
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#WhenImSotallyTober Pet my cat for an hour before realizing it's my parka hoodie.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I have the most intense passionate sex. Then wake up 8 hours later in my parents basement all alone with sticky sheets
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#WhenImSotallyTober I demand that someone make a video compilation of all the cute audience members from Whose Line
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I like to drunk dial anyone I think might answer. And some that don't. #WhenImSotallyTober https://t.co/6PHVdDCsYP
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#WhenImSotallyTober I wait hours for the speed limit signs to turn green.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I post the wrong artist's song during my Pink Floyd tribute https://t.co/uZlRcDOyO0
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#WhenImSotallyTober i never make the same mistake twice..I make it 5-6 times just to be sure.
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#WhenImSotallyTober People wonder why. When I say "I don't drink" they think i'm a recovering alcoholic, before can I explain they're gone.
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#WhenImSotallyTober Stay up all night then pretend I'm an early riser to the tweeps just waking up.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I completely remember the night before. Sometime I wish I didn't
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