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#ChristmasAftermath Ham & eggs for breakfast Ham sandwich for lunch McDonalds for dinner because u can't even look at a slice of ham.
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#ChristmasAftermath you are in Paris and your son is home alone. Oh wait, that was just a movie. https://t.co/86pYCKN6mx
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i fell into a state of delirium, stupor,collapse, intense jaundice and tried some painting #ChristmasAftermath https://t.co/WLamfWgivB
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I have no reason to yell "It's a Christmas Miracle!" today. But I don't have the same amount of wine in my system either #ChristmasAftermath
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#ChristmasAftermath damage control week after calling Trump's voters stupid when I wasn't drunk yet https://t.co/y2VPjl9rVO
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#ChristmasAftermath Peace and goodwill on Earth shot in the ass again. Maybe next year.
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When ur browsing all the after pics & realize ur I LOVE IT face could use a little work. #ChristmasAftermath #oops � https://t.co/UxkE3QOZgF https://t.co/p2aJcsnw8H
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Put on pants for the first time in 3 days. Telling myself they always fit this tight. #ChristmasAftermath
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#ChristmasAftermath Accepting new Googloid Smart Car now requires quid pro quo of getting private information gossiped in return for a ride https://t.co/mQEKcscJoB
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Cleaning. Returning wrong sized gifts. "Some assembly required". #ChristmasAftermath
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I have no reason to yell "It's a Christmas Miracle!" today. But I don't have the same amount of wine in my system either #ChristmasAftermath
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#ChristmasAftermath damage control week after calling Trump's voters stupid when I wasn't drunk yet https://t.co/y2VPjl9rVO
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Put on pants for the first time in 3 days. Telling myself they always fit this tight. #ChristmasAftermath
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#ChristmasAftermath U realize U can only be fat for six more days, because too shut your Mother up, U said you had a New Years resolution.
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70% of my diet is currently made up of chocolate. #ChristmasAftermath
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Forget #ChristmasAftermath .. I am doing #MathAfterChristmas .. Adding up all the holiday expenses �
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'Uh, Grandma is laying unconscious outside in the snow & she's covered in what I think are Reindeer hoofprints?' #ChristmasAftermath
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#ChristmasAftermath -- Shocked to wake up covered in blood. Turned out to be remains of chocolate covered cherries.
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Eats more leftovers and sweets while tweeting about 'why did I eat all of that......' #ChristmasAftermath
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#ChristmasAftermath that Christmas dinner was biggest meal I have had all year.
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Adding the new toys that fill our living room. Subtracting the $ from our budget. #ChristmasAftermath or Math After Christmas?
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