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Forget #ChristmasAftermath .. I am doing #MathAfterChristmas .. Adding up all the holiday expenses �
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#ChristmasAftermath U realize U can only be fat for six more days, because too shut your Mother up, U said you had a New Years resolution.
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#ChristmasAftermath -- Shocked to wake up covered in blood. Turned out to be remains of chocolate covered cherries.
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#ChristmasAftermath trying to squeeze my turkey belly back into my jeans
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If my #ChristmasAftermath is correct, it will be November before my bank account is Back In Black �
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Waking up with a used condom still stuck to your todger #ChristmasAftermath
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Back to eating Cheetos and watching porn in my parents basement. #ChristmasAftermath
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The Mr's isn't talking to me since she got her gift this year but I feel a bad #ChristmasAftermath is inevitable. https://t.co/B0pNQG7ShR
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#Christmasaftermath. Keep looking naked on an angle In the mirror and think I still look thin after 100 beers since the early weekend.
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#ChristmasAftermath Working on my day off because of George Michael ...
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#ChristmasAftermath lopsided leftovers. Lots of carrots and Mash potatoes but hardly any gravy and stuffing
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When ur browsing all the after pics & realize ur I LOVE IT face could use a little work. #ChristmasAftermath #oops � https://t.co/UxkE3QOZgF https://t.co/p2aJcsnw8H
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#ChristmasAftermath No one came. No wrapping paper to clean up. Empty can of spam already in the garbage. Just trying to stretch the legs. https://t.co/NEmlewm2QS
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#ChristmasAftermath Ham & eggs for breakfast Ham sandwich for lunch McDonalds for dinner because u can't even look at a slice of ham.
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'Man, everyone at the gym today smells like ham, potato salad, cookies & beer.....oh wait, that's me'. #ChristmasAftermath
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Holiday cookies for breakfast? Let's do this. The new year hasn't arrived yet. I've got time. #ChristmasAftermath
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