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#ChristmasAftermath broke up with my partner over the slimming trousers I presented. Well, someone should have said it to you anyway
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If my #ChristmasAftermath is correct, it will be November before my bank account is Back In Black �
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#Christmasaftermath. Keep looking naked on an angle In the mirror and think I still look thin after 100 beers since the early weekend.
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What was I thinking hanging all of these lights up? #ChristmasAftermath
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#ChristmasAftermath *month later* what the he'll stinks in the Tupperware at the back of the fridge?
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#ChristmasAftermath realizing you invited your in laws to stay throughout the New Year, so you'd have a free babysitter
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#ChristmasAftermath did not manage to convince my uncle that he would be happy as I would be if he paid my student loan for me
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#ChristmasAftermath a ton of useless presents. Was so disappointed over them no one even noticed I got everyone the same Lynx set
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My house looks like a Toys R Us exploded and took out the adjacent wrapping paper factory as well. #ChristmasAftermath
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#ChristmasAftermath U realize U can only be fat for six more days, because too shut your Mother up, U said you had a New Years resolution.
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The Mr's isn't talking to me since she got her gift this year but I feel a bad #ChristmasAftermath is inevitable. https://t.co/B0pNQG7ShR
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#ChristmasAftermath Peace and goodwill on Earth shot in the ass again. Maybe next year.
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#ChristmasAftermath Deciding whether to put the used Christmas wrap in the recycle bin or the trash bin...
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Weight gain, heartburn, permanent fatigue, kitchen a mess. I love it ��� #ChristmasAftermath
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Re-gift, return, receipt, and regurgitate. Don't hesitate, don't postulate Get back in those stores Its #ChristmasAftermath Monday!
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Back to eating Cheetos and watching porn in my parents basement. #ChristmasAftermath
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