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#FirstLadyRuleBook You can't be the First Lady and the First Daughter at the same time https://t.co/ILscbeKaBS
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Page 1 fine-print: "Unless you're making America great again" https://t.co/0poCGT2KEJ
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#FirstLadyRuleBook somehow asking this position not to be dragged down to "First Bimbo" may be more difficult than peace in the Middle East
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#FirstLadyRuleBook somehow asking this position not to be dragged down to "First Bimbo" may be more difficult than peace in the Middle East
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#firstladyrulebook I WILL NOT LIE TO AMERICA #ifHillsaidTHATshewaslying Please don't elect that lying bitch
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#FirstLadyRuleBook You don't talk about fight club. Oh sorry that's something else I'm not supposed to talk about...
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#FirstLadyRuleBook somehow asking this position not to be dragged down to "First Bimbo" may be more difficult than peace in the Middle East
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#FirstLadyRuleBook always check whether your husband's wig is where it's supposed to be
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#FirstLadyRuleBook It's not about racism, it's about speaking your mind! (Chapter "Excusing your husband's racism")
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#FirstLadyRuleBook (1918 Edition) It's the Oval Office, not the Ovary Office
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Never agree if your husband's friends from some brotherhood offer you a ride
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#FirstLadyRuleBook If you're a lousy barber your husband's hair will be mocked all over the Internet
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Make sure that you look younger than your husband's children https://t.co/i05azaSlvi
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Deliver your soul first But I have a diff point of view of course ☺
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Whenever you go to an official event, Jerry Lewis must be present to introduce you as the First Laaady. #FirstLadyRuleBook
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Make sure that you look younger than your husband's children https://t.co/i05azaSlvi
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#FirstLadyRuleBook They only come out at night. They're lean and hungry types. Oh sorry that's Hall and Oates... https://t.co/mWdxtf2o3v
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