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#FirstLadyRuleBook Unpopular is good Half the country prays before their meal at Hooters
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#FirstLadyRuleBook even if you know long words, using them around your husband will only confuse him https://t.co/W3bajN3iBX
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#FirstLadyRuleBook somehow asking this position not to be dragged down to "First Bimbo" may be more difficult than peace in the Middle East
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Oval Office tea parties should include tea with roofies and scrumpets #FirstLadyRuleBook https://t.co/B9F9vXZjcu
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#FirstLadyRuleBook respect your wife Bill because you never know when she will make YOU the first lady
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Always use an aids name when ordering your "electronic gadgets" from Amazon.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Never believe in pantsuit myths. And e-mail myths. And Democratic Nomination myths https://t.co/n4is7T5yKJ
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Never ask why there is a frozen dress in the White House refrigerator #FirstLadyRuleBook
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#FirstLadyRuleBook it's a fine line between politically engaged and uppity bounds overstepper
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Literally fuck the President. That's all you're allowed and supposed to do. No one elected you to do shit so shuddddddup.
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When the Dems win #FirstLadyRuleBook will have to be changed for @billclinton https://t.co/TdepGfcO8d
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Replace all the classic furniture with stuff from IKEA. #FirstLadyRuleBook
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#FirstLadyRuleBook does it include #RulesForTheFirstMan in case #DisasterStrikes making @HillaryClinton #POTUS2016?
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#FirstLadyRuleBook You know the best place where to hide your husband's birth certificate
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Make sure that you look younger than your husband's children https://t.co/i05azaSlvi
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Literally fuck the President. That's all you're allowed and supposed to do. No one elected you to do shit so shuddddddup.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Make a statement by bringing back the pillbox hat.
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