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Never touch the hand towels. Ya never know what's on them... #FirstLadyRuleBook https://t.co/dlRzWRqpT7
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if you don't vote in November you can't complain for 4 years. Vote for Trump and you can't complain about Hillary ethics. #FirstLadyRuleBook
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Check Always first if your dick is showing in your dress when you go outside.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook growing a beard is optional but if you're about to hit the Eurovision it's exactly what you want https://t.co/EDL0hXm1e8
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Check Always first if your dick is showing in your dress when you go outside.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook respect your wife Bill because you never know when she will make YOU the first lady
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https://t.co/nRnSDj0Dkr #FirstLadyRuleBook #NewRule Hire24Staffers4The #FLOTUS #OMG #Obama isThat #TRUE https://t.co/k24FgB1q8w
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Never believe in pantsuit myths. And e-mail myths. And Democratic Nomination myths https://t.co/n4is7T5yKJ
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Every rule changes drastically if Hillary wins. First Lady Bill Clinton rule book: Try to keep from raping females.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook No matter how tempting DO NOT pose in Maxim, playboy, penthouse or Juggs. Not even if it's the White House edition.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Always use an aids name when ordering your "electronic gadgets" from Amazon.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Make a statement by bringing back the pillbox hat.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook You know the best place where to hide your husband's birth certificate
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Unpopular is good Half the country prays before their meal at Hooters
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Oval Office tea parties should include tea with roofies and scrumpets #FirstLadyRuleBook https://t.co/B9F9vXZjcu
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#FirstLadyRuleBook it's a fine line between politically engaged and uppity bounds overstepper
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Check Always first if your dick is showing in your dress when you go outside.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Your husband has a responsible job. Too much golfing is stressful and dangerous
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Jeez. John F. Kennedy needed your snarky little tweet like he needed a hole in the head. #FirstLadyRuleBook #Clinton https://t.co/rNQeSzmmp9
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Never ask why there is a frozen dress in the White House refrigerator #FirstLadyRuleBook
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