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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd start looking for work as a model for 1950s men's haircut photographs.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would tell #HillaryDropOut only Bernie can defeat Trump.
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@trytofinditout   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd watch this video, start a new party, and say #AlwaysChrist https://t.co/MyEohOU7IM @tedcruz
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would tryout for "Dancing With The Stars".
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz broaden my appeal to younger voters by explaining that I'm not a "Canadian Alien" but more of a "Star Wars" alien.
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@trytofinditout   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I pretend to have been running for #POTUS as a "political statement" https://t.co/rvzrxixxmE
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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I love to count my money 1 million 3 million 5 million #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/xyWatUZwRV
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would totally dispel this thing that he's the Zodiac Killer. Oh and take out the trash.
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would try and get a refund from attending "Trump University"
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz broaden my appeal to younger voters by explaining that I'm not a "Canadian Alien" but more of a "Star Wars" alien.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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I love to appear on random photos #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/DgCM3UP1WT
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
I love to appear on random photos #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/DgCM3UP1WT
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would tell #HillaryDropOut only Bernie can defeat Trump.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would try and get a refund from attending "Trump University"
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd choose a different Lego hairpiece.
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz go home and try to get my old job back https://t.co/5zTS7mUeuT
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would go on a long cruise! ,
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd stump for #HillaryClinton
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd choose a different Lego hairpiece.
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd take the blue pill https://t.co/15GUlkR2qc
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd comfort myself by going to the nearest supermarket and buying 100 cans of delicious Campbell's soup.
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@hellieedwards   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I' ll be more individual
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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And the first to Tom "@Billy_Pentz: #IfIWereTedCruz I'd run again in 2020, but change my last to Cruise."
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IFIWereTedCruz I'd resign as a Texas Senator and then @GovAbbott could appoint somebody who shows up for work. https://t.co/XVomYiFdzd
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd blame God
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd go on "Dr. Phil" to find out why women, especially his own daughters, hate me
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd see if there was going to be a remake of "Little Nicki" and get the Sandler part . Born for it .
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@dominicvalent   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd cry to my "mistresses"
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would avoid garlic and wooden stakes. https://t.co/ElqV7auK5F
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd find a girl to kiss https://t.co/kOdipqpfEy
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