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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd find my long lost Canadian love. https://t.co/DMmR5Qt8Yp
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd peel off my human suit and return to the mother ship.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd finally start being honest https://t.co/j6jfX7y2I1
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would realize how horrible I must be if a orange narcissistic sociopath that suggested America use Hitler's ideas beat me
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would become a killer when my presidential campaign failed
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd be the first loser https://t.co/KhhUpy6Lpa
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd cry to my "mistresses"
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd finally start being honest https://t.co/u3cPpwDrnW
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would cut off my ears and become a flightless bird
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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Why does he copy me??? #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/Za1V35C9RL
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would realize how horrible I must be if a orange narcissistic sociopath that suggested America use Hitler's ideas beat me
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I move to Canada
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I wouldn't change my name to Ted Cruise.
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd run for prime minister next
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd force transgenders to change it back! https://t.co/WcMqcxRJkL
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
Why does he copy me??? #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/Za1V35C9RL
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd find my long lost Canadian love. https://t.co/DMmR5Qt8Yp
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd start taking social interaction classes.....holy shit https://t.co/2R1cuclvh4
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd keep running... and running... because too many people would like to catch me
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd take the blue pill https://t.co/15GUlkR2qc
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would try and figure out why woman don't want me to tell them what to do with their bodies
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd just go ahead and finish that bottle of tylonol.
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd be praying that my father, Lord Satan, didn't punish me too hard for my abject failure.
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd peel off my human suit and return to the mother ship.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd say any publicity is good publicity coz now I'm famous as f*ck!
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd be a sad puppy https://t.co/tcI1dJrhaR
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd ask God why he told him to run for President if he was going make him lose
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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Move back to Canada. #IfIWereTedCruz
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would just sit back with a Molson Canadian and watch the Shit Show cause it's only just begun
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd take supreme comfort in the bright future Trump proclaimed you to have.
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