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#IfIWereTedCruz I should have NOT taken Rick Perry's advice in running for this circus!
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would have run for president with the tagline "Terrorists are Cruzin for a Bruisin"
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd run as a independent and tell all those non-fundamentalist pinkos to bite my ass.
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would head back to Canada and open up a Tim Hortons in Regina Saskatchewan
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd take supreme comfort in the bright future Trump proclaimed you to have.
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd run as a independent and tell all those non-fundamentalist pinkos to bite my ass.
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would say that blob fish is my mother and I'm so happy son, cause we are as like as two peas in a pod
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would head back to Canada and open up a Tim Hortons in Regina Saskatchewan
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd boo and throw eggs at myself, just to know what it was like to be on the same side as everyone else for a change.
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would be the main reason for hashtags in Twitter
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd look for a better fitting pair of Levis. Those Mom Jeans aint a good look.
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd write a book called killing JFK.. Suck that @oreillyfactor
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would say that blob fish is my mother and I'm so happy son, cause we are as like as two peas in a pod
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd just go enjoy #StarWarsDay & then tomorrow plan to become a Zodiac killer like Twitter apparently wants @WorldOfHashtags
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd be the 3rd most popular T.Cruz behind Tom Cruise and Terry Crews.
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd start my own college and start selling steak in preparation for 2020
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#IfIWereTedCruz i'd be happy I stood by my conservative values and didn't change for anyone or anything. #tcot
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