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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would be running... off a cliff.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd take pride in being The Zodiac Killer.
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd stop my dad from doing interviews https://t.co/MvHudB8QnM
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz we'd have the same political future
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd go back to my home planet. Uranus. https://t.co/ktcJFUMrqC
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz my face would be like: I like lasagna but that’s not what I’ve ordered https://t.co/0yXgbgjX6X
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd consider myself in some one of the 7 hells..
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIwereTedCruz I would have killed the Donald to become the Republican front-runner.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would have run for president with the tagline "Terrorists are Cruzin for a Bruisin"
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd prepare to be greeted by my fellow senators like this https://t.co/YA05wXg2QY
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd dust off the mask https://t.co/iZVGB2TKRx
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz. .... https://t.co/YSNx0AOhbj
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd just go enjoy #StarWarsDay & then tomorrow plan to become a Zodiac killer like Twitter apparently wants @WorldOfHashtags
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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I’d enroll in Dale Carnegie #IfIWereTedCruz
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz we'd have the same political future
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz my face would be like: I like lasagna but that’s not what I’ve ordered https://t.co/0yXgbgjX6X
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I think I'd use the elevator during a fire https://t.co/RmPmDCLCQJ
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd drown my sorrows in 100 cans of soup.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd find a job
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz i'd give you those fake sincerity eyebrows, and you would totally give me some "campaign donations"
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz he'd have very different political views.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would have run for president with the tagline "Terrorists are Cruzin for a Bruisin"
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would run again as an independent cuz I have other relatives who haven't been humiliated yet.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd find a hobby https://t.co/CRODwRtE0m
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I should have NOT taken Rick Perry's advice in running for this circus!
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd start taking meetings with @GovGaryJohnson #libertarian
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd write a book called killing JFK.. Suck that @oreillyfactor
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz nobody would want to hug me ��� https://t.co/6p1MUxMKAA
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd live under a bridge and make people answer difficult riddles in order to cross.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I should have NOT taken Rick Perry's advice in running for this circus!
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