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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd head back to the Senate fully dedicated to being Mitch McConnel's worst nightmare
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd be the 3rd most popular T.Cruz behind Tom Cruise and Terry Crews.
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd watch this video, start a new party, and say #AlwaysChrist https://t.co/MyEohOU7IM @tedcruz
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#IfIWereTedCruz I pretend to have been running for #POTUS as a "political statement" https://t.co/rvzrxixxmE
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd really be regretting having gone down on #CarlyFiorina right about now.
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd look for a better fitting pair of Levis. Those Mom Jeans aint a good look.
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#IfIWereTedCruz would try and get Texas to leave the Union and become President of Texas
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would be born really close to the USA
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#IfIWereTedCruz I pretend to have been running for #POTUS as a "political statement" https://t.co/rvzrxixxmE
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd be praying that my father, Lord Satan, didn't punish me too hard for my abject failure.
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd be praying that my father, Lord Satan, didn't punish me too hard for my abject failure.
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd of just stuck with being a serial killer and left the political environment long ago.
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd hunt down that "Too slow, Joe" kid & poop in his mailbox.
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would try and figure out why woman don't want me to tell them what to do with their bodies
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd say any publicity is good publicity coz now I'm famous as f*ck!
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would become a killer when my presidential campaign failed
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would just sit back with a Molson Canadian and watch the Shit Show cause it's only just begun
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd still be apologizing to Carly Fiorina for inviting her to the prom then telling her I'm not going.
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