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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz would try and get Texas to leave the Union and become President of Texas
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd take the blue pill https://t.co/15GUlkR2qc
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd be the first loser https://t.co/KhhUpy6Lpa
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would take that job as Trump's hairstylist.
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd still be apologizing to Carly Fiorina for inviting her to the prom then telling her I'm not going.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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I love to count my money 1 million 3 million 5 million #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/xyWatUZwRV
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I would invest in a good ladder. https://t.co/lH1iJHbn2v
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd play this hashtag game cause I have a lot of free time now�
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IFIWereTedCruz I'd resign as a Texas Senator and then @GovAbbott could appoint somebody who shows up for work. https://t.co/XVomYiFdzd
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@danageezus   ·  4 May 2016
I love to count my money 1 million 3 million 5 million #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/xyWatUZwRV
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would get on the #TrumpTrain 2 defend this Country from #CrookedHillary. Save #SCOTUS by #NeverClinton! It's #AmericaFirst
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd start looking for work as a model for 1950s men's haircut photographs.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would pretend I am a true believer https://t.co/JiwKv7fxOe
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd have time to stand around now too. https://t.co/K1vg5qgvTo
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would pretend I am a true believer https://t.co/JiwKv7fxOe
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IFIWereTedCruz I'd resign as a Texas Senator and then @GovAbbott could appoint somebody who shows up for work. https://t.co/XVomYiFdzd
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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Ill run in canada and say i didnt know i was a u.s. citizen #IfIWereTedCruz
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would tryout for "Dancing With The Stars".
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would lobby for a spot in the Clinton administration.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would be afraid of the sun light https://t.co/6NcVi4tZFm
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would go back to 1313 Mockingbird Lane where Marilyn is the weird one
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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And the first to Tom "@Billy_Pentz: #IfIWereTedCruz I'd run again in 2020, but change my last to Cruise."
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd assassinate Donald Trump to help put the "Cruz" name right back on top.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd go to Trump rallies to put "kick me" signs on people's backs.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would wear a costume for a while.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would commit political suicide by running for president & be a speed bump for the tank battalion of idiocy.. Oh wait...
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'll consider reading Donald Trump's "The Art of The Deal"
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would be against science
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz America would have left me speechless. https://t.co/BT7jLANHX6
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@worldofhashtags   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would be against science
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