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#RealLifeMagicSpells trading places with my cat when I want to eat and take a nap https://t.co/8N7NEroEN8
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#RealLifeMagicSpells You will slice me a pound of turkey breast... Spell placed on deli clerk..
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Getting hit on at the bar and my bff acts like shes my lesbian lover. Boom!
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Fairytale magic spells are usually done by a witch but #RealLifeMagicSpells usually are done by a bitch https://t.co/P4ANNF76Tn
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If #RealLifeMagicSpells existed I'd be the happiest person in the world. Ot maybe the saddest
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"Milkus Disappearus" - The magical manner in which my kids leave 2cm of milk in a gallon jug at least 5 times a month. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Saying "Bom Chicka bom bom" turns any room into a porn set. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells When I brush really good the morning of my dental appt, & they assume when looking that I take great care of my teeth
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Adulting Cancelium - doesn't need any explanation tbh
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Smiling at someone who looks like they're having a hard day magically increases their mood 10%! #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells when your wallet is magically empty after paying your tax bill #sorry https://t.co/v0T65byjXQ
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I'm with herb!" Poof! A big bag of weed appears.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Don't eat that, you stupid dog! (Dog immediately tucks in and ignores further commands).
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Start yawning and watch everyone else around you start doing it too. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Apra Wit Adabra - the appearance of humour & wit #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Who is a good boy - makes a dog happier 1000%
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Start yawning and watch everyone else around you start doing it too. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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pulling off the piece of plastic protecting the screen on your new phone #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Now if I brush all the time, but forget before appt... they tell me how horrible I care for them... Interesting..lol
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#RealLifeMagicSpells erectus droopus this happens when u run out of viagra ✊
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Hopen sheshame! Opens your front door when drunk and fumbling with keys in dark!
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If you want to feel like you're the CEO of an important company but don't want to actually get a job just do some coke. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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My dogs put a spell on me every day with those big puppy dog eyes. I'm putty in their paws. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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