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I'd appreciate #RealLifeMagicSpells which would turn water into wine �
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Can I have your number?" - increases a possibility to text a random dude next day almost to infinity https://t.co/HS1iZtWSlb
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Instilling common sense in someone...complete with comedic sound effects and the feeling of being beaten over the head
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Hot girls don't respond when I say "Hi, would you go on a date with me" #RealLifeMagicSpells
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"rhince priebus" banishes principles and opens the most expedient path to power #RealLifeMagicSpells @midnight
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#RealLifeMagicSpells May I have a bite - instantly makes food disappear
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Hold my beer" - usually used by individuals who are about to get severely injured but still worried about their beer
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Tah-Dah, I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear a thing you said #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Double, double toil and trouble; (I'm too lazy to shave so...) Begone itchy stubble! #reallifemagicspells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Literallus Hitlerus - lets you make your opinion unheard by others
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "INeedHelpMoving" causes all humans to vanish; immediately disconnects phones & all other communication devices https://t.co/KaMEMDmiFe
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Will you marry me - makes your life unbearable in 3 years
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NoTrumpeounus! To make all of your Trump supporting relatives not mention his name at #thanksgiving & #Christmas #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Electoral Collegio! Suddenly you win when more people voted for someone else. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Shut up!" - to stop irritating noises some people make
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Abracadabra! ... no Hocus Po... no Rapple-Dapp.... no *wiggles nose ... nope. Oh. Wait. Bring-It-In-Y'all ! https://t.co/NlZdU3pFLe
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I'd appreciate #RealLifeMagicSpells which would turn water into wine �
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my....... SQUIRREL!
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"Expelmyanus!" (the perfect spell for constipated mornings) #RealLifeMagicSpells
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