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#RealLifeMagicSpells mother calling you by your full mane is the stongest of them
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "do you remember what day it is?" - used by girlfriends to make you feel guilty
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "New studies shows that..." and...VOILA, every1 will believe EVERYTHING u say, without question, as if u were an oracle
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ugh, violent! #RealLifeMagicSpells She's having orgasms and falling in love with you from hundreds of miles away. @Ohmibod >@N4BWR
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#RealLifeMagicSpells using hashtags starting with boycott - makes you look dumb in 3...2...1
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Insufficient funds" - a curse that can hit you next morning after "Just a few more shots, It's gonna be fine"
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#RealLifeMagicSpells anything that follows "my paid porn password is"
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NoTrumpeounus! To make all of your Trump supporting relatives not mention his name at #thanksgiving & #Christmas #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Ask the troll lady playing bingo. She always wins and it's not fair. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells MAGA - spell that detects uneducated extreme haters
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I Just Have To Park Then I'll Be Right Up" reminds everyone from 30 adjoining blocks they must run errands on yours
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "INeedHelpMoving" causes all humans to vanish; immediately disconnects phones & all other communication devices https://t.co/KaMEMDmiFe
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Orgasmus Massimus - gives a guy a second chance
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Double, double toil and trouble; (I'm too lazy to shave so...) Begone itchy stubble! #reallifemagicspells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'So, what are you going to do with your future?' - instant conversation-stopper
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Just a few more shot's, It's gonna be fine" - a curse that makes you possessed and optionally a YouTube star
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#RealLifeMagicSpells I used Magic Spells Autocorrect for a while. It wes tearibel..
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Shut up!" - to stop irritating noises some people make
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "do you remember what day it is?" - used by girlfriends to make you feel guilty
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Will you marry me - makes your life unbearable in 3 years
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