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#RealLifeMagicSpells mother calling you by your full mane is the stongest of them
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I told you so" - often causes a "fuck off" counter-spell response.
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"rhince priebus" banishes principles and opens the most expedient path to power #RealLifeMagicSpells @midnight
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "New studies shows that..." and...VOILA, every1 will believe EVERYTHING u say, without question, as if u were an oracle
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Hot girls don't respond when I say "Hi, would you go on a date with me" #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Can I have your number?" - increases a possibility to text a random dude next day almost to infinity https://t.co/HS1iZtWSlb
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Whenever my wife ask me to make her a coffee I say "Poof, youre a Coffee" It never works & she fails to see the humor
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Insufficient funds" - a curse that can hit you next morning after "Just a few more shots, It's gonna be fine"
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Literallus Hitlerus - lets you make your opinion unheard by others
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'So, what are you going to do with your future?' - instant conversation-stopper
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Will you marry me - makes your life unbearable in 3 years
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 8 shots + 6 burbon and cokes + 5 wines = spell of forget
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Hold my beer" - usually used by individuals who are about to get severely injured but still worried about their beer
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I will believe in #RealLifeMagicSpells if you can make my headache go away
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Electoral Collegio! Suddenly you win when more people voted for someone else. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Hot girls don't respond when I say "Hi, would you go on a date with me" #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Just a few more shot's, It's gonna be fine" - a curse that makes you possessed and optionally a YouTube star
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