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#RealLifeMagicSpells "do you remember what day it is?" - used by girlfriends to make you feel guilty
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Whenever my wife ask me to make her a coffee I say "Poof, youre a Coffee" It never works & she fails to see the humor
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I'd appreciate #RealLifeMagicSpells which would turn water into wine �
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If #RealLifeMagicSpells existed I'd be the happiest person in the world. Ot maybe the saddest
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Fuck off" - makes undesirable people disappear
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#RealLifeMagicSpells May I have a bite - instantly makes food disappear
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Drawers Mixus: Poof-you're wearing someone else's underwear. Did I mention of the opposite sex?
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"Free guacamole" is a rarely heard spell that alleviates much stress #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Double, double toil and trouble; (I'm too lazy to shave so...) Begone itchy stubble! #reallifemagicspells
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I'd appreciate #RealLifeMagicSpells which would turn water into wine �
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#RealLifeMagicSpells anything that follows "my paid porn password is"
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Shut up!" - to stop irritating noises some people make
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Dragonus Breathii Mouthwashica - for when that other person's breath is singeing your nose hairs. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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I will believe in #RealLifeMagicSpells if you can make my headache go away
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 8 shots + 6 burbon and cokes + 5 wines = spell of forget
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I told you so" - often causes a "fuck off" counter-spell response.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "do you remember what day it is?" - used by girlfriends to make you feel guilty
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Can I have your number?" - increases a possibility to text a random dude next day almost to infinity https://t.co/HS1iZtWSlb
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "New studies shows that..." and...VOILA, every1 will believe EVERYTHING u say, without question, as if u were an oracle
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ugh, violent! #RealLifeMagicSpells She's having orgasms and falling in love with you from hundreds of miles away. @Ohmibod >@N4BWR
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"rhince priebus" banishes principles and opens the most expedient path to power #RealLifeMagicSpells @midnight
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#RealLifeMagicSpells mother calling you by your full mane is the stongest of them
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my....... SQUIRREL!
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