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1,091 tweets using #reallifemagicspells (page 29 of 37)
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my....... SQUIRREL!
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#RealLifeMagicSpells using hashtags starting with boycott - makes you look dumb in 3...2...1
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ugh, violent! #RealLifeMagicSpells She's having orgasms and falling in love with you from hundreds of miles away. @Ohmibod >@N4BWR
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Instilling common sense in someone...complete with comedic sound effects and the feeling of being beaten over the head
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If #RealLifeMagicSpells existed I'd be the happiest person in the world. Ot maybe the saddest
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#RealLifeMagicSpells contouringus - makes your face look like Kim K's
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#RealLifeMagicSpells You will slice me a pound of turkey breast... Spell placed on deli clerk..
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Can I see your ID, sir?" increses your chances to cross international border
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#RealLifeMagicSpells abracadabra uggabigga digga makes your guardian angel appear ..lol https://t.co/JROg3v1XPE
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#RealLifeMagicSpells bang bing bing bing ba du boom "Prince Charming"
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#RealLifeMagicSpells I've found saying "I love you" causes women to instantly and permanently disappear.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I'm a vegan" generates hate towards those who use it
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#RealLifeMagicSpells how all the candy disappears in the house but nobody ate it when questioned...mysterious!
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#RealLifeMagicSpells mine over you!! You stopped to read this didn't you!? Bam!! Haha!! Told ya!
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "There is no Internet connection" takes you right to the stone age
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Hocus Pocus Hocus Pocus Plug in ur Headphones... #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Leomund's Lamentable Belaborment": Lib SJW & rape culture adversary explaining why this is OK... https://t.co/fwgnIzFSHt
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#RealLifeMagicSpells the new toilet roll... (That never seems to appear for me). https://t.co/UTFKLwJozp
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Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight. But, I wanted to show you my new lingerie. *pouts* Be right there. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Tampaxia Crampus Begono - permanently eliminates cramps & bloating #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I'll do it tomorrow" - use it when you want to make something impossible
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Just one more bite. Makes you advocating for body positivity
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "When are you gonna get married?" used by the elders to make sure you wouldn't repeat their mistakes
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