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I'd appreciate #RealLifeMagicSpells which would turn water into wine �
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#RealLifeMagicSpells AccioCash - required in India right now P.S - in 100's because change.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Just a few more shot's, It's gonna be fine" - a curse that makes you possessed and optionally a YouTube star
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#RealLifeMagicSpells I used Magic Spells Autocorrect for a while. It wes tearibel..
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "New studies shows that..." and...VOILA, every1 will believe EVERYTHING u say, without question, as if u were an oracle
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Do I look fat?" - used by girlfriends to fish for a compliment. The counter spell is "Yes, lets break up!"
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "My culture is not a costume" - used by people who hate Halloween and never have fun https://t.co/906ad1eml8
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Whenever my wife ask me to make her a coffee I say "Poof, youre a Coffee" It never works & she fails to see the humor
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior?" - a curse that makes you waste a minute of your life
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Whenever my wife ask me to make her a coffee I say "Poof, youre a Coffee" It never works & she fails to see the humor
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#RealLifeMagicSpells You will slice me a pound of turkey breast... Spell placed on deli clerk..
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Shut the Fuckupus - Instantly brings quiet serenity #RealLifeMagicSpells
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If #RealLifeMagicSpells existed I'd be the happiest person in the world. Ot maybe the saddest
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When sitting in front of a slot machine rub your magical germy hand across the screen it will jackpot 100 ppl flu #RealLifeMagicSpells https://t.co/mm1dYikzrF
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After the alarm sounds and you close your eyes for 2 seconds, you travel into the future by 2 hours. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells AccioCash - required in India right now P.S - in 100's because change.
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Go to the bathroom and close the door to summon child #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Abbra Crappus when you realize that your one nighter has not left yet and it's 9am
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I love you" - first makes you happy, than you get back to normal https://t.co/jj9W2CTrbD
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Sawing your spouse in half to get them to stop snoring #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Tell coworkers about the Dream you had last night - induce suicidal thoughts in others #RealLifeMagicSpells
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