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might be the spell was broken with a large bottle of whiskey and lots of loud music.... . #RealLifeMagicSpells
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If you say the words "Calm down" to someone who is calm, it will evoke the demon within. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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My wife can only escape from the straightjacket after she promises not to watch House Hunters International #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Stay in your league" used by pretentious assholes as an excuse for being pretentious assholes
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "OK, you can take my car" upgrades your walking skills
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Insufficient funds" - a curse that can hit you next morning after "Just a few more shots, It's gonna be fine"
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Ask the troll lady playing bingo. She always wins and it's not fair. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'If you ask my opinion…" - self-involved asshole detection spell
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Abracadabra! ... no Hocus Po... no Rapple-Dapp.... no *wiggles nose ... nope. Oh. Wait. Bring-It-In-Y'all ! https://t.co/NlZdU3pFLe
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Hold my beer" - usually used by individuals who are about to get severely injured but still worried about their beer
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Dragonus Breathii Mouthwashica - for when that other person's breath is singeing your nose hairs. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'So, what are you going to do with your future?' - instant conversation-stopper
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Electoral Collegio! Suddenly you win when more people voted for someone else. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Can I have your number?" - increases a possibility to text a random dude next day almost to infinity https://t.co/HS1iZtWSlb
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I'd appreciate #RealLifeMagicSpells which would turn water into wine �
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I told you so" - often causes a "fuck off" counter-spell response.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Whenever my wife ask me to make her a coffee I say "Poof, youre a Coffee" It never works & she fails to see the humor
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#RealLifeMagicSpells I used Magic Spells Autocorrect for a while. It wes tearibel..
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