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#RealLifeMagicSpells contouringus - makes your face look like Kim K's
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Hot girls don't respond when I say "Hi, would you go on a date with me" #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Insufficient funds" - a curse that can hit you next morning after "Just a few more shots, It's gonna be fine"
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Drawers Mixus: Poof-you're wearing someone else's underwear. Did I mention of the opposite sex?
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Tah-Dah, I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear a thing you said #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Hold my beer" - usually used by individuals who are about to get severely injured but still worried about their beer
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'If you ask my opinion…" - self-involved asshole detection spell
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#RealLifeMagicSpells earbuds! Instant mute and end to conversations.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Orgasmus Massimus - gives a guy a second chance
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Ask the troll lady playing bingo. She always wins and it's not fair. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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I will believe in #RealLifeMagicSpells if you can make my headache go away
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NoTrumpeounus! To make all of your Trump supporting relatives not mention his name at #thanksgiving & #Christmas #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells anything that follows "my paid porn password is"
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "INeedHelpMoving" causes all humans to vanish; immediately disconnects phones & all other communication devices https://t.co/KaMEMDmiFe
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ugh, violent! #RealLifeMagicSpells She's having orgasms and falling in love with you from hundreds of miles away. @Ohmibod >@N4BWR
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Shut up!" - to stop irritating noises some people make
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Just a few more shot's, It's gonna be fine" - a curse that makes you possessed and optionally a YouTube star
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Will you marry me - makes your life unbearable in 3 years
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