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Chestious Augmentus - makes men pay attention to you, but not really #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "INeedHelpMoving" causes all humans to vanish; immediately disconnects phones & all other communication devices https://t.co/KaMEMDmiFe
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#RealLifeMagicSpells remember something funny and start laughing alone makes you look crazy.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I Just Have To Park Then I'll Be Right Up" reminds everyone from 30 adjoining blocks they must run errands on yours
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#RealLifeMagicSpells remember something funny and start laughing alone makes you look crazy.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells MAGA - spell that detects uneducated extreme haters
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Chestious Augmentus - makes men pay attention to you, but not really #RealLifeMagicSpells
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I will believe in #RealLifeMagicSpells if you can make my headache go away
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "My culture is not a costume" - used by people who hate Halloween and never have fun https://t.co/906ad1eml8
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 8 shots + 6 burbon and cokes + 5 wines = spell of forget
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Hold my beer" - usually used by individuals who are about to get severely injured but still worried about their beer
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NoTrumpeounus! To make all of your Trump supporting relatives not mention his name at #thanksgiving & #Christmas #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'If you ask my opinion…" - self-involved asshole detection spell
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Double, double toil and trouble; (I'm too lazy to shave so...) Begone itchy stubble! #reallifemagicspells
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After the alarm sounds and you close your eyes for 2 seconds, you travel into the future by 2 hours. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "do you remember what day it is?" - used by girlfriends to make you feel guilty
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Instilling common sense in someone...complete with comedic sound effects and the feeling of being beaten over the head
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Whenever my wife ask me to make her a coffee I say "Poof, youre a Coffee" It never works & she fails to see the humor
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