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#RealLifeMagicSpells "You just don't understand" - justifies your idiotic tastes in everything https://t.co/uHAmrT0KEh
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#RealLifeMagicSpells using hashtags starting with boycott - makes you look dumb in 3...2...1
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "You're a racist!" - to win in any argument. Recently became ineffective since Dark Arts are not the agenda anymore
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I'd appreciate #RealLifeMagicSpells which would turn water into wine �
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#RealLifeMagicSpells I drink a magic potion that makes me believe the world will be fine .. then I wake up in a pool of blood & vomit
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#RealLifeMagicSpells my WiFi works fine when I don't need it (like now). When I need it POOF disappears. I should say that paying bills lol
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#RealLifeMagicSpells May I have a bite - instantly makes food disappear
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Incestio - adds a chromosome to the future baby
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'You're not married yet?' - stops any interaction you previously had with that person and makes them secretly hate you
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#RealLifeMagicSpells contouringus - makes your face look like Kim K's
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Instilling common sense in someone...complete with comedic sound effects and the feeling of being beaten over the head
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Inebriatedeletetus: Keeps you from drunk texting #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Incestio - adds a chromosome to the future baby
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#RealLifeMagicSpells I want to make America great again. Holy crap, it worked!
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Remotus controllus.. no need to get up to presto chango TV � �✨�✨
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'I'm vegan' - prevents a person from eating out with you ever again
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'I'm vegan' - prevents a person from eating out with you ever again
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#RealLifeMagicSpells I vape - makes people around you disappear
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Pussius Grabbus - Makes liberals literally shake
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#reallifemagicspells - * for when getting hit on at the bar * "I have six kids" - men turn and walk away
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Salarium Raisium when your boss does not agree that you're more valuable than the money he pays you rn
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Marriage is one of the #RealLifeMagicSpells afterwards everything disappears your money your happiness and your sanity
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#RealLifeMagicSpells is now trending topic in United States. Get insights with Charlatan for Twitter. https://t.co/wDPgqaPw4G
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Cementio-nonstickilus! The perfect spell to stop walls being built. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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