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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'Not bad' - tricks a human mind into believing that you're not disappointed with them, while in fact you are
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Avada Kebabra" - instantly teleports you to a nearby Taco Bell when hungry https://t.co/xHpXzZOQry
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'I have nothing to wear' - empties your wallet AND angers your s.o.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Red wine is good for your heart. Turns you into an alcaholic
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#RealLifeMagicSpells My kids would say Moms look is a spell, cuz no one in the house messes with her when she has it...lol
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'No offense, but' - grants an instant forgiveness for any nasty shit you're about to say. Some think it works this way
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "You're a racist!" - to win in any argument. Recently became ineffective since Dark Arts are not the agenda anymore
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Avada Kebabra" - instantly teleports you to a nearby Taco Bell when hungry https://t.co/xHpXzZOQry
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#RealLifeMagicSpells something that would instantly untangle mylaptop and carger cords and my headphones as well
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Beautiful colors, patience, a little creativity, rubber gloves & rubber bands Results: Tie Dye #RealLifeMagicSpells https://t.co/npfZibsbLf
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Taking you furniture shopping will magically make you want to fuck me. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Black lives matter. Justifies riots, violence and looting
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Literallus Hitlerus - lets you make your opinion unheard by others
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#RealLifeMagicSpells We live in a rape culture. Helps you cast anything you don't like as a sign of a rape culture
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Miracle Speedus: get through a checkout line quickly and without idiots in front of you
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#Reallifemagicspells Willpower. And an inability to give up, but that might be more like a burden or curse really!
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Follow your dreams. Makes you graduate with a degree in 16th century english literature and work in McDonalds
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Apparently, if you use "Dick-us Pic-us" it'll magically get you thrown out of the DM and blocked. #reallifemagicspells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells can be casted thru reality shows... Stay away from them.
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