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When you wake up in the middle of the night, it's pitch black, and @Batman is sitting at the foot of your bed. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Movember - turns you into a lumberjack
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Drawers Mixus: Poof-you're wearing someone else's underwear. Did I mention of the opposite sex?
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Literallus Hitlerus - lets you make your opinion unheard by others
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "INeedHelpMoving" causes all humans to vanish; immediately disconnects phones & all other communication devices https://t.co/KaMEMDmiFe
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#RealLifeMagicSpells wiggle my nose and the whole house is clean... so I can actually do my other work...lol Ahhhh wouldn't that be so nice
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Literallus Hitlerus - lets you make your opinion unheard by others
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "You call is very important to us" - a dark spell that makes you waste your time and look like an idiot
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Wine-gardium Leviosa
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Tah-Dah, I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear a thing you said #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Abracadabra Cabbages and Kings I need more weed Please Please Please #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells that makes kids deaf to parents asking them to do something until their bribed...lol
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Tah-Dah, I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear a thing you said #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Avada Kebabra" - instantly teleports you to a nearby Taco Bell when hungry https://t.co/xHpXzZOQry
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Insufficient funds" - a curse that can hit you next morning after "Just a few more shots, It's gonna be fine"
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Drawers Mixus: Poof-you're wearing someone else's underwear. Did I mention of the opposite sex?
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Dontfuckinsayit Kedavra: Make coworker's voice go away when they start to mention #TWD spoilers at work #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells wiggle my nose and the whole house is clean... so I can actually do my other work...lol Ahhhh wouldn't that be so nice
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Hairframous onfleekiousious. Immediately repairs poor calibre eyebrows
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#RealLifeMagicSpells something that would instantly untangle mylaptop and carger cords and my headphones as well
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