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#RealLifeMagicSpells the one spell that Donald Trump cast to win this election
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Dishius Washius - washes your dishes, dries them and puts them away
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "You call is very important to us" - a dark spell that makes you waste your time and look like an idiot
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Alcohol. Gives you temporary confidence and strength. Also improves the appearance of peers. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'Leaving in 5' attracts a pet who would lie very comfortably on your lap forever
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Wine Glassium Refillium
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Dontfuckinsayit Kedavra: Make coworker's voice go away when they start to mention #TWD spoilers at work #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Red wine is good for your heart. Turns you into an alcaholic
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'sorry' - makes people think you're actually sorry
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'I have nothing to wear' - empties your wallet AND angers your s.o.
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Abracadabra Cabbages and Kings I need more weed Please Please Please #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Billium Payium - pretty much self-explanatory
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#RealLifeMagicSpells My kids would say Moms look is a spell, cuz no one in the house messes with her when she has it...lol
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I'm almost asleep' - makes people believe you're almost asleep while you're watching tv shows and eating pizza
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Alcohol. Gives you temporary confidence and strength. Also improves the appearance of peers. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "My pronouns are…" - used to delude people and persuade them to join some evil cult
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Everything happens for a reason. A useless spell that never fixes anything that happens for no reason at all
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'Not bad' - tricks a human mind into believing that you're not disappointed with them, while in fact you are
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'Card balance $12.98' - instantly prevents you from buying anything
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Dishius Washius - washes your dishes, dries them and puts them away
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#RealLifeMagicSpells We live in a rape culture. Helps you cast anything you don't like as a sign of a rape culture
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#RealLifeMagicSpells My girlfriend dumped me. A curse that wakes you up in 3 a.m.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells something that would instantly untangle mylaptop and carger cords and my headphones as well
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I'm almost asleep' - makes people believe you're almost asleep while you're watching tv shows and eating pizza
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