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#RealLifeMagicSpells "I'm almost asleep' - makes people believe you're almost asleep while you're watching tv shows and eating pizza
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'I have nothing to wear' - empties your wallet AND angers your s.o.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Trick those white uneducated voters in BFE! #sucessful
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#RealLifeMagicSpells that makes kids deaf to parents asking them to do something until their bribed...lol
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#RealLifeMagicSpells I bet you can't do it! Often casted minutes before disaster
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Low battery - a curse everyone has had to deal with
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Get a job! Used to improve your elf esteem (only if you're employed)
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#RealLifeMagicSpells We will call you back. A drak spell that makes you keep on looking for a job
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#RealLifeMagicSpells can be cured by common house hold elixirs like #Coffee ��☕
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Black lives matter. Justifies riots, violence and looting
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Hey, little boy, want some candy? Used by bad people to make headlines in local newspapers
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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'Card balance $12.98' - instantly prevents you from buying anything
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Black lives matter. Justifies riots, violence and looting
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Miracle Speedus: get through a checkout line quickly and without idiots in front of you
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Honey we have to talk. Makes you divorced
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#RealLifeMagicSpells We live in a rape culture. Helps you cast anything you don't like as a sign of a rape culture
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Hey, little boy, want some candy? Used by bad people to make headlines in local newspapers
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Get a job! Used to improve your elf esteem (only if you're employed)
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#RealLifeMagicSpells D-cupus - makes your opinion more valuable *works only with hetero males
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#RealLifeMagicSpells My girlfriend dumped me. A curse that wakes you up in 3 a.m.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells We will call you back. A drak spell that makes you keep on looking for a job
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#RealLifeMagicSpells the one spell that Donald Trump cast to win this election
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#RealLifeMagicSpells I bet you can't do it! Often casted minutes before disaster
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "You just don't understand" - justifies your idiotic tastes in everything https://t.co/uHAmrT0KEh
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Hairframous onfleekiousious. Immediately repairs poor calibre eyebrows
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Follow your dreams. Makes you graduate with a degree in 16th century english literature and work in McDonalds
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