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#RealLifeMagicSpells 'If you ask my opinion…" - self-involved asshole detection spell
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#RealLifeMagicSpells anything that follows "my paid porn password is"
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Ask the troll lady playing bingo. She always wins and it's not fair. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Dragonus Breathii Mouthwashica - for when that other person's breath is singeing your nose hairs. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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NoTrumpeounus! To make all of your Trump supporting relatives not mention his name at #thanksgiving & #Christmas #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#reallifemagicspells "Build a wall" "Lock her up" "It's gonna be so great" and alakazam! Instant and baseless electoral victory.
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Literallus Hitlerus - lets you make your opinion unheard by others
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Insufficient funds" - a curse that can hit you next morning after "Just a few more shots, It's gonna be fine"
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I will believe in #RealLifeMagicSpells if you can make my headache go away
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Ask the troll lady playing bingo. She always wins and it's not fair. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells earbuds! Instant mute and end to conversations.
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Dragonus Breathii Mouthwashica - for when that other person's breath is singeing your nose hairs. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Abracadabra! ... no Hocus Po... no Rapple-Dapp.... no *wiggles nose ... nope. Oh. Wait. Bring-It-In-Y'all ! https://t.co/NlZdU3pFLe
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#RealLifeMagicSpells "Hold my beer" - usually used by individuals who are about to get severely injured but still worried about their beer
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NoTrumpeounus! To make all of your Trump supporting relatives not mention his name at #thanksgiving & #Christmas #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Alcohol. Gives you temporary confidence and strength. Also improves the appearance of peers. #RealLifeMagicSpells
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Double, double toil and trouble; (I'm too lazy to shave so...) Begone itchy stubble! #reallifemagicspells
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#RealLifeMagicSpells Say Wicky dicky bing bong cats balls and tongues from ding dungs, Spin around and spit into the air and catch it POOF
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#RealLifeMagicSpells anything that follows "my paid porn password is"
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#RealLifeMagicSpells MAGA - spell that detects uneducated extreme haters
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