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The politicians on the TV can't even hear you swearing. #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad: "By the time I asked you how to play it, I had already learned the Smoke On The Water riff on your Spanish Acoustic"
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad When I give up he pushes me to go on.I secretly hate it but in the end it works out thx to him https://t.co/KTfiCH1pNi
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You were right, that wasn't the neighbors smoking weed #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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I don’t care what u think #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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I put our cat as the emergency contact cause you can't be trusted #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad KISS are gay jews who made a career off goys with shit taste.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad mum knows best
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad "Daddy, you are the worst" Not because I'm scared to say so, but because he is the best!
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad Back in 1993 it was me. I finished all the bacon an told you it was the dog!
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad "Daddy, you are the worst" Not because I'm scared to say so, but because he is the best!
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad That I revamped his old truck and it's now all pink and girly inside https://t.co/oTv8D5tP7Y
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I'm the child of an addict...and proud of it #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad how to look for porn on the internet... That alone would break the world.
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I was drunk many times before he was drunk for the first time #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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You are not a good parent role model #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad What happened in his and mom's bedroom when they were out
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad all those car scratches that happen in the parking lot were actually from me.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad no, thank you, I won't take the money from you
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I don't like when he brings up my past but I won't do the same since I know his past is darker.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad That I revamped his old truck and it's now all pink and girly inside https://t.co/oTv8D5tP7Y
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad. I know he planned his death w/dignity right down to a DNR & made everyone who did him wrong in life pay in spades.
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