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I remember him walking around naked when I was a baby � #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad That I'm thankful for him being there for me but I feel pretty awkward saying it out loud https://t.co/mcrIboG3LZ
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I bought you the best dad ever mug #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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What it do my nigga Cause my dad is white and will remove me from his will and stop paying for my college. #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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my squad consider u r racist af #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad How I'm sorry for his wife. Poor fellow gets treated like a ball. #FathersDay
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad that i am the one who keeps playing with the tv settings and putting the volume on f**king loud. Muwahahaha
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad: I knew where his gun was, deep in the top shelf of the closet behind a bunch of folded clothes. Good job hiding it :)
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad That I'm thankful for him being there for me but I feel pretty awkward saying it out loud https://t.co/mcrIboG3LZ
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad that i am the one who keeps playing with the tv settings and putting the volume on f**king loud. Muwahahaha
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad u think u hide ur salary?
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad: How I keep in such good shape... https://t.co/XtqJk9dn36 https://t.co/YIfmZPa7ub
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I scratched your car
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I love him more than mom They share everything
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad remember that dent on the truck? Yeah that wasn't mom.
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What it do my nigga Cause my dad is white and will remove me from his will and stop paying for my college. #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad that i am the one who keeps playing with the tv settings and putting the volume on f**king loud. Muwahahaha
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Yes, you rock those socks and sandals better than anyone else. #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad nothing he and I are close enough to understand each other, and our faults.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad that the cigarette he's looking for is behind his ear
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#thingsiwonttellmydad "I love you" to his face ever again, miss you Dad, every day!
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i had a gun #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I'm not a virgin Yeah, I'm 25
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