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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I was banging your bosses daughter in high school, that's why I never agreed with you when you called him an asshole
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad It's nice when Dad drives you to airport and gives you money... even though you're 35
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad how proud of him I was and how much I loved loved him. It's too late now, wasn't done in our family, but think he knew
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad how proud of him I was and how much I loved loved him. It's too late now, wasn't done in our family, but think he knew
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad Yup, I used your credit card to pay when subscribed to that gay porn site
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I'm converting to Islam
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I know u're fucking my crush
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad Yup, I used your credit card to pay when subscribed to that gay porn site
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad It's nice when Dad drives you to airport and gives you money... even though you're 35
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I slept w/ his best friend's married daughter.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I don't really believe in conspiracy theories he believes
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I'm the "Pulse" club shooting survivor
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad happy father's day, cause im not really fond of him.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I slept w/ his best friend's married daughter.
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I found your porn underneath the lawn mower....great spot by the way
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad Yeah, but they DO smoke marijuana in Muskogee!
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad He's had a mustache my whole life. I secretly wonder if he grows it to cover up a tattoo that says, "ABBA rocks."
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I don't wanna hear u talk @ science over dinner w/ my bros. #ThingsIWontTellMyDad Cuz Scientists & Mathematicians https://t.co/zda6i1ZTym
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I found your porn underneath the lawn mower....great spot by the way
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad anything because he doesn't talk to me or my brother anymore because of his lovely partner. Oh well. His loss.
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