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#ToAvoidWorkI Go to a movie…I went to ‘have a lunch’ but in fact I went to a movie. No one noticed...
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#ToAvoidWorkI crapped my pants... actually it was grade one. I was wearing a yellow pant suit and the teacher called my mom to come get me
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#ToAvoidWorkI take hour long visits to the restroom. Company WiFi, company time, my paradise-
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#ToAvoidWorkI say my house got burned down n send him a picture I found on Google I'm fucked if he wants to pay a vistit ���
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#ToAvoidWorkI cover my naked body with pig poop while singing Nickleback tickets.
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#ToAvoidWorkI mention my one armed sister arrives at the airport with two suitcases, must go.
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#ToAvoidWorkI Leave the Midol Bottle and a Big bag of M&Ms on my desk
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#ToAvoidWorkI chuck wood at wood chucks & hurl antisemitic slurs at them in Spanish without wearing any pants.
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#ToAvoidWorkI take hour long visits to the restroom. Company WiFi, company time, my paradise-
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#ToAvoidWorkI avoid doing what needs to be done until my mom can't take it anymore and does it for me.
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#ToAvoidWorkI crapped my pants... actually it was grade one. I was wearing a yellow pant suit and the teacher called my mom to come get me
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#ToAvoidWorkI will scab everyone else's job because working gives me freedom
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#ToAvoidWorkI am an artist, a lover, a devourer of beauty and style, a creator of splendidness, a beautiful mind until I wake up.
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